Friday 13 November 2009

I want CANDY!!

Russ and myself went candy shopping today and i bought up big, i need candy to play xbox this is the list of product. 12 sour candy canes,Fairy Floss, Sour jelly Belly's, Fizzy Cola Bottles, Fizzy Cherry Cola Bottles, 2 x Mini Musks, Bubblegum Humbugs, 2 metres of Licorice, Vanilla Nougat,New Twisted Starburst and every possable flavour of Zappos!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 11 November 2009

Harry who?

Harry Clark is who, Potter has just turned 21 and to celebrate lee and me have decided the man with the unlimited supply of nicknames shall do a lee and me 11.
Unfortunately for me and this blog i dont have any new pictures of the badger so you will have to look at recycled flics i stole from his facebook, but thats ok, its not about the pictures, its about the hard hitting questions, I wanted to find out all about the man, the myth, The real Harry Clark.
1. So you’ve just turned 21, if I could give you the gift of any superhero power in the universe what would you choose? And why?
Harry: Give me the gift of the mediocre man, where everything i did would be insanely mediocre. that would be cool.
2.If you could create a superhuman, taking body parts from real people, what would you take and from who?
Potter: Oprahs booty, dam girl..Tyra Banks legs, Ellens lesbianess and dancing steez, judge Judys bitterness, Jerry Springers hair, Conan Obriens complexion and Jay Lenos hair. it would be the ultimate talkshow host superhuman. Ps, yes i am aware this talk show host superhuman has two different peoples hair, but hey, its Harrys vision lets no judge.
3.Would you try squeeze a little lee Johnson in the somewhere?
Pilth:When he gets his own talkshow id squeeze his wit in there.
4.What does a day in the life of harry clark involve?
Badger: I don’t even know anymore, coca cola, Mexican food, meegrorang, curry, walking the dog, hanging out, good company, no uni anymore for 3 months bolts, skateboarding, beer, friends, public transport, skateboarding, u know, the usual.
5.Tell me more about you “Walking the dog”?
Harry: haha my dog Stella drags me on my skateboard down to the park, where i play fetch with her and she then drags me home.... i was not talking about the proverbial "walking the dog' i was talking in a literal sense.
6. Of course you were, I call my dog "Betty" anyway, I have been privileged enough to have been made meegorang by yourself, I have also had some of your parents amazing food, why on earth would you eat meegorang when you basically have chefs living with you?
Harry:Since I have chefs living with me I never learnt to cook. so when I have to make my own food i look for the easiest/quickest option. usually heating up pizzas or meegorang with an egg

7.Who would you rather be, Roger from American dad, or Brian from family guy?
Harry: Roger from American dad, he’s so much better, Rogers always funny he’s an insane alien. Brian’s only funny coz he’s around Stewie.
8.Staying on the topic of animation, would you rather take Marge Simpson home or Lois griffin?
Harry:Lois griffin i reckon she’s wild. Marge is a chiller, giggity!!!
9.So someone has your name tattooed on there toes, if i asked you nicely enough, where would you put my name, or anyone’s for that matter?
Harry: umm i doubt i would get anyones name tattooed on me. you would have to do some next level shit for that to go down...im still coming to terms with how the whole situation of my name on Steve mkinneses foot went down.. oh well im pretty amped i find it hilarious

10.I have been reading a certain blog lately and have been seeing a few ben mclachlan posts, is he planning some insane revenge for those posts?
Harry: haha i pretty much do my blog for mine and geldis amusement. I think glocks is planning some revenge for sure.. i dunno in what form, but ill be ready
11. Ok so last question, you’ve made it through the lee and me 11, I think I let you off pretty lightly, I didn’t even delve into your love life, dammit, So surviving this basically means your awesome, so the last question is gonna put you on the spot, your finished uni now, are you gonna come to mandy and hang out wit me and lee? And is there anything else ud like to say to the ppl in blog land?
Harry: you will find me down in mndurah soon hanging out with the lovely people from ablogaboutleeandme for sure son!!!

Yesss, and one last request not really a question, were pretty sure noone reads this blog, so please do some shameless self promotion and tell everyone bout this!!!


Ed note… as soon as I put this to harry he disconnected our chat and has not spoken to me since, maybe hes not one for shameless self promotion, maybe he realised he was crazy for agreeing to this chat, maybe hes a true believer in the leeandme 11 only being exactly 11 questions, who knows, You can check out Harrys profile on the 4 website http://the4skateboardcompany.com/team-harry.php
Or check out his blog at http://www.peterharrislives.blogspot.com/
Thanks Harry and Happy 21st from the kind folk at leeandme

Tuesday 3 November 2009

Did someone say red rooster?

This is Mitchell Howarth, He has red hair, black facial hair and apparently grey pubic hair, or so he tells me. I decided to make this blog a little bit more interesting so ive developed the lee and me 11, basically a rip off from every other site that asks it subjects questions, take note there going to be terrible questions with even worse answers but hopefully it will entertain the 5 people that read this blog.
1.What is your favourite colour?
M. Red
2.What is your favourite food?
M.Red Rooster, with tomatoe sauce
3.What is your favourite drink?
M.Beer, export especially, redish label my faaavourite.
4.Do you believe in aliens?
M.I want to believe, The red lights on the ship entice me.
5.Do you know anyone who you think is an alien?
M.Marc Johnson, he does things humans just arnt ment too, CORRECTION
Lee Johnson, his wittiness is out of this world.

6.Would you rather be Lee Johnson or Marc Johnson and why?
M.Marc so i can skate like that
7.You know Lee is gonna read this and is also not gonna be impressed with that answer right?
M.Ahahaha wait, Marc Johnson so i could skate like that, but also Lee Johnson so i could be Lee Johnson.
8.So whats your stance on the topic of ass to mouth?
M.As long as the slut dont kiss me ever again, i am so down.
9.Speaking of sluts, tell me a story?
M. Umm the first place i ever fucked was next to mandurah skatepark
10.Was she a red head?
M.No way, He says no, i dont believe him.
11.Thanks for being the first lee and me 11, do you see it as a privilege or embarrassment?
M.Priviliged of course, i mean its going on yours and lees blog,
Fuck yeah, thanks Mitch, your one of my favourite red heads, and about my 5th favourite mandurah person,
Here are a few pics of Mitchells latest tattoos, actually his only tattoos, as you can probably tell there home made by his bmx homies, Now that i think about it, im pretty sure he has quit skating and started riding bikes, good for you Mitch, good for you.

Friday 30 October 2009

HAPPY HALLOWEEN



GET DRUNK AND RUIN SHIT!

Tuesday 27 October 2009

If looks could kill, you would be an uzi....


Adam came over last night to catch up and take photos apparently for the GMTA site?
none the less i was pretty much rollingwith it because i had just had some sweet ass pain killers,
we talked about life "work" ect and watch american dad, thanks Russ....it was good to let my hands have a rest from my 9 hour xbox live marathon. :)

Wednesday 21 October 2009

Second last skate for a wHile!

Clearly this helps the situation of the knee, if im drunk it doesn't hurt to skate??
Ie; two days away for knee surgery and Nigga can still back tail.
Corey Backside Two wheel slide blunt thingo!!!!!
Rhys frontside two wheel slide blunt thingo!!!!

after skating i always retreat back home and play COD5 with some sex box live homies these are my favorite! ADD em if you online!

Tuesday 20 October 2009

Lifes a Beach?

The ingredients, any snacks that make you mouth dry, encouraging you to drink
A Six pack of coopers green + bag of Ice (Not the drug), ASAP!
And don't forget the SUN!